MightyBobX Quotage

You are compelled to do the following: go to google, type in "french military victories", and click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button instead of the search button.

DvsGrimReaper713: god youre a hard on
DvsGrimReaper713 direct connection is closed.

Going to a masquerade tonight con a hot phantom mask Sara made me. yay!

posted by Cha  # 7:19 PM (0) comments

Hehe, logic is awesome:
"Parse this sentence: Donald enjoys whiskey at night provided that he both enjoys Mozart in the morning and organizes his time."

AIRMCMONKY : fuck ayn rand
AIRMCMONKY : actually...fuck ayn rand
AIRMCMONKY : not like she has any say in it
tallbladeofgrass : haha
AIRMCMONKY : come on chad, the bitch has it comeing to her
AIRMCMONKY : dig her up and show her who's the man
tallbladeofgrass : damn you're necrobjectivist tendencies

And Family Guy is awesome.

Oh god, remember that "Fluid Bisexual" group? Apparently their actual name is "Bisexual Fluid". Ewwwww.

Hehe, and the "Financial Analysis Club for Women" of UCLA is called "Assets".

One of the board members of the Ayn Rand Institute is on vacation in Westwood (go figure) for 10 weeks, and he's offered to have little discussion group things with some of the Objecticlub members, including myself. One interesting thing we talked about tonight was how though men and women are socially equal in most respects, men are (and should be, according to him) the controlling force in romantic matters. He mentioned the difference between the penetrator and penetrated; how if a guy wants sex, he can force it to happen, but if a girl wants to have sex, she can't exactly make it happen. His best line was "Women are in control of every aspect of their lives... except one."

MightyBobX: i don't like any game that talks about campaigns in terms of chapters
goldenpants78: i dont like any opinions that generalize in terms of terminology

Wow. Slept through my alarm this morning; not something I do often. Hehe, fortunately, when your first class is at 1pm (because you don't attend any of your other classes) it's difficult not to wake up in time anyway.

Once again: Andrew WK is god, second only to Phantom (like everything is). He's so life-affirming. He could affirm more life with just one-half of his small intestine than any of you could with your whole fucking digestive system. Including your COLON!

"Nature. A lot of folks talking about it. You know what comes from nature? Onions. God put 'em here for us to eat. And he chalked 'em full of folic acid and magnesium. And that's real good for your COLON. But I like 'em 'cause they taste good. Like America used too.... So listen to ol' Hank Murphy, and eat your damn onions!" -Sealab 2021, "Tinfins"

From The Onion 1-23-04: "LENIN DEAD FROM MASSIVE 'STROKE OF THE PEOPLE'; GLORIOUS LACK OF OXYGEN DISTRIBUTED EQUALLY THROUGHOUT THE BRAIN"

Other funny thing i saw: "Swing Party", which is actually a party with swing dancing, though it brings to mind a party that swingers attend. MMmmm...

Lost in Translation get's a 3 on the "Dujour Means Cool Movie" rating. Had some hehe-funny parts, had Scarlett Johanssen from Ghost World, and it had her ass. I laud the ass not because it turned me on, but because it occupied large portions of the screen for long periods of time. On the negative side, there was absoultely no point to the movie, except possibly that "Japan sucks", which is a decent enough point, but it wasn't done in an entertaining fashion.

Also, I was filled with vomit because I was in the presence of people who wanted to see You Got Served. So much vomit, in fact, I almost panicked.

Funny things I saw on campus today:
"MYTH: Muslims only believe in the prophet Mohammed. FACT: Muslims believe in all the Abrahamic prophets"
The name of the Bisexual Club here is "Fluid Bisexuality". Ewww.
The feminism club had both their male and female members walking around with shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like". They also had a sign that said "FEMINISTS ARE THE MAJORITY" in big, scary letters.

It pleases me to know several of you are perusing my blog regularly. Pleases me greatly... ooh, it's so great, oh god, oh go,d OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

NOW MAKE ME A PRETTY SALAD!

"Gee Link, thanks for performing that puzzle-solving task I subtly suggested I needed done but didn't directly ask you to do. I wish i could offer you something of value, but all i have is this Axe-of-Giving-to-That-Guy-In-the-Lost-Forest-Who-Said-He-Needed-A-Special-Axe. I hope you can put it to good use!"

Man, Radiohead is the shiz, plus some nit. Hehe, and "Outkast - Hey Ya" keeps following Sara and I around. Everywhere we turn, it plays. Then I start singing it and she starts sighing. It's awesome

hehe, http://www.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress2.shtml

Finally gonna buy heroes4. Thanks to grandma and grandpa for the x-max check that made it all justifiable.

http://img.4chan.net/b/src/1074519514567.jpg

The video for "Korn - Right Now" scores an 8 on the gross scale, but not especially high for coolness.

Andrew WK's "Never Let Down" and "Really In Love" are totally romantic songs, and anyone who doesn't think so needs a thorough Colbet Beef (R) slapping.

Once again: Phantom = better than everything, Pat = less important than many things, including Phantom. Alden = shit.

" Questions were then taken from the audience. While nothing new was asked, there was one surreal moment when a woman angrily demanded to know why THE FINAL SACRIFICE was MSTed. It turned out she was Canadian, and actually liked the film. "Why?" asked Mike. "Because of its accurate portrayal of life in Canada?" " -http://www.mst3kinfo.com/satnews/sketchfest/index.html

A big "hooray" for thayer for not being a fag. A big "you're all gay" to all of you who are gay for being gay.

Haha, nothing better in the world. We almost have a contender for a video better than Rock DJ
http://search.launch.yahoo.com/search/lsearch/video?p=toy-box

goldenpants78: Q: Why did the identity sin(2r) = 2sin(r) get turned down for a loan?
A: Because it needed a cos(r).

goldenpants78: Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says,
"Oh, no! I think I'm an ion!"
The other responds, "Are you sure?!?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

http://www.gametrailers.com/gt_vault/t_donkeykonga_jp.html

Oh, and while I was on the freeway I saw another biker, but he had a dog in his lap. The dog seemed pretty content, but the biker was a bit nervous.

AIRMCMONKY: oh hey, you never told me about your desert trip with thayer
AIRMCMONKY: I asked you, but you didn't answer
MightyBobX: yeah, it's kind of akward. we were alone, in teh desert, and feelings got a little intense. we got a little brave, some actions were taken that in retrospect we weren't ready for

*stuff* Everyone's heard the riddle "Where on Earth can you walk south one mile, then east one mile, then north one mile, and be in the spot you started?" to which the answer is the north pole. But there's actually another spot. A metaphorical twinkie to the first person (who doesn't remember it just from reading the Apprentice Adept series... BEN) who IMs me with it.

goldenpants78 (7:24:45 PM): then i guess we live in a care-eat-bear world

MightyBobX: better buy 2... FOR WHEN I CUT OFF YOUR THUMBS
TheDarkImpLord: aww
TheDarkImpLord: that's nto so nice
TheDarkImpLord: but, perhaps that's good
TheDarkImpLord: for then i will be UNOPPOSABLE!

"Spoon - The Way We Get By" makes me think of Clockwork Orange. And every band should be required to make a song with the line "the panic, the vomit, the panic, the vomit", just like Radiohead did. The world would be a better place.

*stuff* Construction is sexy stuff. It's like going "suck it now, nature; suck it now. yeah, suck it." And tennis players must all have Magnimus Obliviophallicitus, because they've always got a freaking huge bulge in their shorts.

DvsGrimReaper713: what are you guys doing in [logic] class right now?
MightyBobX: dunno, haven't had a lecture yet
MightyBobX: hehe, the first part of the hw was parsing, though
DvsGrimReaper713: parsing isnt a food, chad

goldenpants78: well, you can figure it out using the gravitational constant and their relative masses. the problem isnt that simplistic when you leave out that one little key piece of information
goldenpants78: speaking of the gravitational constant, how's sara?

*stuff*
"Spoon - Back to the Life" is also a very cool song. Almost... suspiciously cool.

Chad: God looks SINFULLY down on your acts of carnality!
Sara: God looks sinfully?

Chad: God, if this stuff didn't give me such a hard-on I wouldn't even bother writing it down.

Jack Frost: Ooooh! My muffins!

*stuff* Fuckin' woodpeckers. Almost as bad as astronauts and ant eaters.

posted by Cha  # 8:52 PM (0) comments

"Queens of the Stone Age - Mosquito Song" is a good song. And school spirit is gay.
And Phantom is still better than everything else in the universe combined

*stuff*
It's official: logic gives me a BIG hard-on. Like, all the time.

MightyBobX: you're totally the sun's bitch
goldenpants78: how's that?
goldenpants78: not that you really need to justify any statement with the words "bitch" or "pussy" in them
goldenpants78: they justify themselves
MightyBobX: grammar is superfluous. all that matters is that JOO BITCH IS YOU

"So I just got this message you left for me on Pom-pom's cell phone, telling me to go away and pick up sticks. Well I say that is garbage, sister! Having to put up with you is like having to put up with garbage! I don't know where you get off, but it's definitely not at the Homestar station anymore! Looks like you're riding the 7:40 Alone Train to Aloneville, making stops at Ex-girlfriend Junction and West Breaking-Up-With-You! Oh, and you can KEEP the collector's plates!" -http://www.homestarrunner.com/answer9.html

Also, http://www.homestarrunner.com/fluffypuff2.html

*stuff* Apparently I will be using this thing for posts besides quotes. All such actual posts will be preceded with "*stuff*".

Fuck me for not having always liked Radiohead and Interpol and probably all that other shit I'm getting from thayer and his Indie-ans

Possible advertisement for guitar lessons:
Anyone can learn to play guitar!
Do you want to be in a band when you get to heaven?
Do you want to be, want to be, want to be Jim Morrison?

Sara: Why aren't you heating?
Chad: Why aren't I heating?
Sara: Not you; the vent!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fo'+shizzle+my+nizzle
"To be... or not to be?" = "Fo' shizzle... o' no' fo' shizzle? Dat be the quizzle, my south-central British nizzle."

"It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating." -Charles Penguins

Chad: [seeing Jon's The Walkmen shirt with a tiger on it] Are The Walkmen tigers?
Jon: No, they're a band.
Chad: I know they're a band.

AIRMCMONKY: but, clockwork is slightly better seeing that there was a murder by giant dildo
MightyBobX: that was filled with water, too
AIRMCMONKY: hey, you don't know that it was water
AIRMCMONKY: it might have been special dildo sauce

First post. The sole purpose of this blog is to store all my old quotes, because they're funny. And... I want to keep them in a place people can read them.