MightyBobX Quotage

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Hey everyone; i have a new email, though i won't be using it: 3.14159265358979323846264338327@gmail.com
it's simply there for posterity.

Hehe, with a diff set of answers i got:

Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!

Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

Declare your pre-Galvatron-ness with the following non-heat-sensitive emblem:
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
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i'm the sonic 2 final boss; good ol' doctor robotnik

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Hehe. Tit.

MightyBobX: i think i'm just not good enough to take on a task of such phallic proportions

"It was a true HONOR to have him on stage with us, and it made the night something I'll always cherish! Squeeze it until it explodes!!! YES!!!" -Andrew WK

Oh, and here's an old gem:
"If I were to wake up and find myself covered in tuna... I would surely kill." -Thayer

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MightyBobX: fuzzy actually chastised me for not telling him how awesome kill bill was immediately after we saw it
DvsGrimReaper713: good - MightyBobX: goad - DvsGrimReaper713: toad - MightyBobX: tad - DvsGrimReaper713: lad - MightyBobX: lard - DvsGrimReaper713: hard - MightyBobX: shard - DvsGrimReaper713: shark - MightyBobX: spark - DvsGrimReaper713: spank - MightyBobX: tank - DvsGrimReaper713: rank - MightyBobX: bank - DvsGrimReaper713: bark - MightyBobX: brak
DvsGrimReaper713: NOOOO
MightyBobX: ROROROORORORF
DvsGrimReaper713: YOU DID TWO LETTERS
DvsGrimReaper713: YOU DIRTY HOEBAG

At the end of a male enhancement drug advertisement: "Warning: in the unlikely event that an erection lasts for more than four hours, immediately consult your physician"

Alden's site has preserved many a funny quote that I had long forgotten. So... I'll throw those in here.

"There's evil on the rise! Yeast devil, back to the oven that baked you!"
- The Tick, (1, 05) The Tick vs. the Breadmaster

"Poor Yorik, I HAVE KNOWN HIM, Hoooratio!"
- Hamlet, Hamlet
"Aye, you are a fishmonger"
- Hamlet, Hamlet
"I am dead, Horatio!"
- Hamlet, Hamlet
"Out vile jelley! <stabs out eyes>"
- Duke of Cornwall, King Lear
"Have you eyes!?"
- Hamlet, Hamlet
"Alack, I have no eyes"
- Glouchester, King Lear

"One of [the sailors] found [the girl] washing near the mooring and lay with her, making such love to her as women in their frailty are confused by, even the best of them."
- The Odyssey
"Haha, now i know how to say 'fucked her brains out' in greek verse"
- Chad Hansen (refering to the above quote)

"Hmm, they won't last long after our wolf riders have ensnared them!"
-Hellscream, Warcraft III
"Fear mortals... doom has come to this world."
- Archimonde Warcraft III
"Demon-spawned wretches... you will all die!"
- Cenarius Warcraft III
"Not even death can save you from me"
- Diablo Diablo II
"Idle hands spend time at the genitals."
- Ol' Drippy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (07, 1, 06) - Ol' Drippy

"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky; a shark on beer is a beer-engineer" -Space Ghost, Old Kentucky Shark

During a talk on vector spaces and bases, my professor said, in his upbeat chinese voice, "For, if you were from the moon... why, you would be wonderful."

goldenpants78: i'd be angrier if your imagery weren't so...phallic

MightyBobX: wtf? when ar eyou letting pat in?
RegentsOfUCLA29: OMFG. GO FUKC URSLEF UR STUPID MOM

TheDarkImpLord: <just finished episode about mob boss getting in trouble for giving head>
TheDarkImpLord: it's a respect thing
MightyBobX: hehe
MightyBobX: eat that!

MightyBobX: dad: "haha, stupid movie; THEY NEVER COVER THEIR BOOBS IN THE MORNING"

Weird Al's parents died. Suck.
Had a good weekend at the house con Sara. Houses are big when there aren't families living in them. And cats are cool.
Flurb. <-- sound of mild, friend related anxiety

Edit: Al's parents died of carbon monoxide poisoning; the flue was closed on the fireplace.

TheDarkImpLord: speaking of which - i need to buy snatch
MightyBobX: kinky

TheDarkImpLord: if you were queer, you might act differently
TheDarkImpLord: but you're not... are you?
MightyBobX: ask your girlfriend... she'll tell you i'm not!!!

Hehe, i've decided the the child of a white person and an asian person will be called a "caucazn".

"Man, that's so classy it ought to have its own member functions"

Anyway, update on this quarter for y'all. Latin 3, no surprises; fun enough, but in the end gay because it won't help me and it's a stupid GE. PIC10B, nothign special; more C++ so i might eventually have some sort of marketable skill. Linear Algebra, upper-division mode! Extremely happy and excited japanese guy teaching it, and we have NUDEL (pronounced "hehe... noodle") as the TA again; we'll see if she wears a bra this quarter. Last, and without yeast, is our honors mathematics seminar. It's taught by a japanese guy who doesn't speak enough english to order at mcDonald's, and is teaching on a topic that has several upper division prerequisites, even though none were listed when we signed up for the class. There are no tests, hw, or finals; our grade is determined only by our 2 presentations in class, in which we teach one or two sections from teh book, only a few pages long. But neither sara nor I know the notation nor the concepts; we thought maybe we could bs our way through it, but after seeing someone present their topic and actually know wtf he was saying, we are dropping the class. Hopefully I'll find something incredibley easy to fill the gap, but I doubt it; so either i'll fill it up and be pretty strained this quarter (since i spend my afternoons curiously occupied instead of hwing), or i'll let it go and have things pretty sleazy. Prolly the second, so at least i'll get mad A's. Hehe, read more Orson Scott Card Enderverse books.

goldenpants78: nor do i hear things from her room, in fact, the only way i know she's fucking her boyfriend is my wireless network connection goes out
MightyBobX: haha, why does that happen?
goldenpants78: because the cord that powers it is precariously positioned adjacent to the springboard of her bed

DvsGrimReaper713: haha
DvsGrimReaper713: poor ben
DvsGrimReaper713: ITS AS IF HER BOYFRIEND WERE FUCKING HIM TOO

"Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now" is one hot song. Sexy hot. And getting to be home with Fuzzy for the week has reminded me of how much I love Daria. And Orson Scott Card is a god; Bean + Petra = <3 !!!!!!!!!!!!

We were playing Pictionary, fuzzy was trying to get me to say treehouse, so he drew a tree, and the first thing i thought of was "Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil!"

http://students.washington.edu/jenzee/hitlermelon.gif , courtesy of alden