MightyBobX Quotage

Another spoonerism, courtesy of pat: fission mailed.

goldenpants78: oh, and apparently that black chick who does the galactica's communications who was all crying when she brought the message that the admiral is dead
goldenpants78: she's supposed to be the admiral's daughter, i think
MightyBobX: hehe
MightyBobX: bitch bitch bitch
MightyBobX: wait
MightyBobX: ...they let a black man be admiral?
MightyBobX: what kind of a future is this

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And some amusing spoonerisms:
* We all know what it is to have a half-warmed fish ["half-formed wish"] inside us.
* The Lord is a shoving leopard ["loving shepherd"].
* It is kisstomary to cuss ["customary to kiss"] the bride.
* Is the bean dizzy ["dean busy"]?
* When the boys come back from France, we'll have the hags flung out ["flags hung out"]!
* Let me sew you to your sheet ["show you to your seat"].

Once again, British soccer players prove to be the best; not because of skill, but because of things I hear them say. One guy today, protesting a foul called against his team, said "Come on, ref; it's not a foul. He's a bit chubby around the middle!" And another guy called someone a gammy twit. Man, brits rock.

Good quote from Neil Stephenson's book Cryptonomicon:
"It nicely complemented the organist, a retired high
school math teacher who felt that certain attributes
of the Lord (violence and capriciousness in the Old
Testament, majesty and triumph in the New) could be
directly conveyed into the souls of the empewed
sinners through a kind of frontal sonic impregnation."

For some reason, songs with choruses that contain very few words but have them stretched out are particularly susceptible to food parodies. For those of you who know Nightwish - Higher than Hope:

faaaarm freeesh raaaasins, whoooole wheeeat miiixed innn, throw iiin some maaarshmellow squaaares;
goooldeeen cooorn flaaakes, oaaatmeaal i wooon't taaake, cheeeriooos are my liiiiife

hoooneey nut raaapture, cocoa puff pleaasure, toaast and eggs just aren't enouuugh;
fooorget the popppp taaarts, with wheeaties i can't paaart, iiii juuust gotta haaave my puuuuffs

luuuucky chaarm loonging, blooood-suuugar faalling, i neeed my golden graahamm fiiiix;
siiilly raaaabbittt, how could you forgeeet iiit? we aaall know triiix are foooor kiiiids

hehe, there's a video store here called "A Video Store Named Desire"
ben, pat, and i watched "the core" this weekend; it was so incredibly bad, it almost hurts to remember it. But in fact, i like remembering it, because we all laid into it so hard that it was the funniest thing we'd seen in a long, long time.

goldenpants78: and when people watched the opposing candidate they had the frontal love response
goldenpants78: lobe
MightyBobX: haha
goldenpants78: yes yes
goldenpants78: laugh it up

Fuzzy'll like this one: recall the movie "Event Horizon"
goldenpants78: so, it doesnt happen often, but next time someone plays "got your nose" with you, you can remember to say
goldenpants78: "where we're going, we don't need noses to smell"
goldenpants78: "smell is just a word, i'm talking about an entire reality!"
goldenpants78: "a dimension of pure stench, pure reek!"

Though what i really wanted from Gangs of New York was several lines from the mayor, including:
-when the girl is trying to leave town, him saying "you're dying, satine"
-the butcher, when makign his agreement with the mayor, to ask the mayor for the deed to the moulin rouge, and the mayor to go "huhuhuh, that is, huhuh, quite impossible"
-after amsterdam had failed to murder the butcher, the mayor to sing "the show must go on!"

So michelle and i are on good terms again. thursday one of her friends invited us clubbing with his frat, so we decided to get a jump on things and start drinking before we left. but she decided to start at 5:30... so we'd have a long, enjoyable evening before we'd even left for the club at 11ish. the club ended up sucking, as it was like a bad high school dance. spent night at her place (as was in no condition to drive), and proceeded to do well on my midterm the next day, hangover free (as always, suckers). watched gangs of new york, which is a very long, very violent movie which seems to want to say new york was built on the blood of violent racists, but really just says new york used to be home to violent racists

Fuzzy's the only one who likes parodies, but this one is really, really good:
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/615/