MightyBobX Quotage

DrBoskoniFuzz: Because we went to Alaska, most of the excursions were sight-seeing trips and salmon bakes.
DrBoskoniFuzz: (not cool)
DrBoskoniFuzz: And the towns weren't that great.
MightyBobX: but you love salmon cakes
DrBoskoniFuzz: Man, I hate fish...
DrBoskoniFuzz: Anyway, the average age of the the ship was also a bit high.
MightyBobX: then why do you start every day with salmon flakes, part of a balanced breakfast?
DrBoskoniFuzz: Okay, I don't know why you're so hung up on this fish thing, but seriously...fucks to fish.
MightyBobX: you know the old saying: "swimming upstream does not a salmon make"
MightyBobX: why are you so bitter about this? are you having salmon aches?
MightyBobX: or did you get scammed and purchase some salmon fakes?
DrBoskoniFuzz: So, I heard you sliced your eyebrow open.
DrBoskoniFuzz: I bet that hurt.
MightyBobX: yeah, worse than a bite from salmon snakes
DrBoskoniFuzz: Imagine if other parts of your body were to be cut.
DrBoskoniFuzz: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SALMON SNAKE!
MightyBobX: i'll tell you what it is...for the salmon's sake
DrBoskoniFuzz: Next time I go to UCLA, I'm taking the Gamecube back.
MightyBobX: only if it's still here; it depends on what the salmon takes
DrBoskoniFuzz: Where the hell are you going to get the money to go on a cruise, anyway?
MightyBobX: dunno; i spent my savings repairing the damage from the last salmon quake
DrBoskoniFuzz: Okay, I'm not even pissed anymore. Now I'm just trying to figure out what all this shit is.
MightyBobX: a salmon quake is when everything salmon shakes
MightyBobX: the only way to keep things from falling over is to anchor them with salmon stakes
DrBoskoniFuzz: Like, would a salmon quake be a really big salmon dropping somewhere and causing an earthquake, or would it be an earthquake where the earth splits and salmon start popping out of the earth?
DrBoskoniFuzz: Anyway, I'm done with this shit, so I'll salmon take my leave.
DrBoskoniFuzz: later.
DrBoskoniFuzz has gone away.
MightyBobX: way to apply the salmon brakes