MightyBobX Quotage

wow... just had the spiciest wings ever. this place called Hoagies and Wings in east Venice. I could barely eat 4, and I'm no spice wuss. I think next party we're going to order a bunch and have a contest.

new record: deadlifted 455 lbs today. yay me : )

and, from 4chan, courtesy of pat, i give you: a bunch of nerd jokes. some i've heard, most i haven't, all are delightful.

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So a biologist, chemist, and physicist are walking along the beach. The biologist turns and faces the ocean, curious about the sea creatures beneath. He slowly walks into the water, and does not return.
The physicist stares off into the ocean, mesmerized by the waves. He tells the chemist that he must swim out to investigate this phenomenon, and swims out into the ocean, never to return.
The chemist looks out curiously into the sea and pulls out his notepad. He writes down, "the biologist and physicist are soluble."
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(my favorite)
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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did you hear about the restaurant on Mars?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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A political science professor and a professor of psychology are good friends, they both go on vacation at a nudist colony.
One day, they're sitting out on a porch, taking in the sights, having conversation.
The political science professor asks, "Have you read Marx?"
The professor of psychiatry responds, "Yeah, I think it's the wicker."
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How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her, am i rite?
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an engineer is sitting on a park bench when another engineer friend of his rides up on a new bike. the fist one greets his friend and inquires "nice bike, where did you get it?"
the second engineer replies "actually, it's an interesting story. a beautiful woman rode up to me on it, got off, tore off her clothes and said 'take what you want'"
to which the first engineer replies "good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyway"

so, i was making my lunch today, and realized we didn't have any bread. so i put the tuna and cheese into hotdog buns. >: O