MightyBobX Quotage

Blargo. I miss my friends. Stop... not being here. NOW. MEAT.

"Come on, Lou; we really like this FACE."

Happy Birthday, Jon. Your birthdays are more meaningful than the rest of our's, because it's much more difficult for a camel-face to survive in a world like ours, full of bigots and "player-haters".

goldenpants78: heh, back when archers took double from heroes, oh man
goldenpants78: we didnt even try to save the poor fuckers
MightyBobX: WE SHOT THEM OURSELVES
MightyBobX: TO END THEIR MISERY
goldenpants78: "aaaugh!"
MightyBobX: we had the fucking aowars beat the shit out of them
MightyBobX: just for being built

goldenpants78: and expected to be allowed to access the most privy of secrets of the school website
goldenpants78: "he's privy to our privy!"
BizarroMBX: [accesses its tender folds of data]
BizarroMBX: "PENETRATE THEIR DEFENSES!"
goldenpants78: "drop napalm on their vaginal abcesses!"

Auto response from BizarroMBX: my incessant laughing is bothering those around, so i need to take a break

goldenpants78: hehe, you know what the month with the highest birth rate is?
BizarroMBX: 9+december 31st
goldenpants78: that's not a month
BizarroMBX: but it corresponds to one
BizarroMBX: it's like a pointer
BizarroMBX: *p = 9 + static_cast(january)

posted by Cha  # 9:30 PM (0) comments

From now on I shall not be referring to the warcraft 3 hero "death knight" (or dk, for short) as such; he will be the ck, which stands for "Cock Knight" because he is the biggest cock monster ever. There has never been a bigger bastard who rapes so thouroughly anything he touches.

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"Another current catch phrase is the complaint that the nations of the world are divided into the 'haves' and the 'have-nots.' Observe that the 'haves' are those who have freedom, and that it is freedom that the 'have-nots' have not." -Ayn Rand, "The Roots of War"

Chad, during war3 game: "oops, got burrow early"
Ben: "WTF. IT'S GG TIME"

Eminem's funniest line ever: " It's like my mother always told me: '<whine whine whine whine> and codeine and goddammit you little mother-fucker; if you ain't got nothing nice to say, then don't say nothign'! ...Fuck that shit, bitch! Eat a mother-fuckin' dick! Chew on a prick, and lick a million mother-fuckin' cocks-per-second! I'd rather put out a mother fuckin' gospel record! I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my face, with a clit ring in my nose!"

DemonWeasel42: I should have enough cash to say...take somebody out simetimes on weekends or somethin'...hehe
Desolate Cypher: ask her to dinner
Desolate Cypher: and she'll be all like
Desolate Cypher: "omg but we already have dinner together"
Desolate Cypher: and you'll be like
Desolate Cypher: "but i want dinner with your punani baby."
Desolate Cypher: and she'll be like
Desolate Cypher: "omg that's so fucking sexy you 1337 haXX0r"
Desolate Cypher: and then you're gonna go "System.out.println("yeah baby, that's fucking hot");"
Desolate Cypher: and she'll go
"rubMyBack(Chris);
System.out.println("omg yes!!");"

Hehe, man, Billy Talent - Try honest, that's the song. It's got the insanely funny whininess of Linkin' Park, but done with an even better tone of voice that makes actual words completely unneccessary; you could just sing the song with "bleegh bleegh nyee, nyaaaaah bleeeee nah nah" and it would be just as satisfying. Except of course for the "CRYYYYY AGONY!!!" GOTTA say that part. I mean, this is not a song for the broken hearted, a silent prayer for faith departed. Anyway, I'm not going to be just a face in the crowd; you're going to hear my voice when I shout it out loud. After all, it's my life, and it's now or never; I am not going to live forever. I just want to live while I'm alive.

Hehe, ben and i are awesome. We won a game of warcraft where we both were ud, harassed with our starting ghouls, then did mass ghouls with him death knight and me dread lord (who i didn't get till like 5 min into the game and happened to get swarm first), then i continued with mass ghouls and ben switched to gargs, and we built towers in the enemy ud's base while we attacked him, and we kept having very long battles with much replenishing of ghouls and gargs where we'd eventually lose very badly, and eventually ben got a couple wyrms while my dreadlord steadily climbed in level until i had a L9 dreadlord with a constant flow of fully upped ghouls, and we won. haha, stupid fuckers.

goldenpants78: phear mah ph00te zkillz

BizarroMBX: [was yoda]
DemonWeasel42: hrmm....does that happen often?
BizarroMBX: be yoda?
DemonWeasel42: you suddenly becoming yoda for long enough to message somebody
DemonWeasel42: and then changing back
BizarroMBX: ya. i have a spastic yoda gland. it randomly pumps waaay too much yodatonine into my blood, and i just sorta switch

I is at San Jose for el weekendzorz. See y'all later

DemonWeasel42: DvsGrimReaper713: kevin garnett was in that last commercial
DvsGrimReaper713: hes the guy who looks like hte grim reaper
DvsGrimReaper713: tall lanky crazy looking guy
DemonWeasel42: wasn't watching
DvsGrimReaper713: i hear he rapes children for breakfast

So the other day I stumbled upon a flyer for "FUC Club" at school, website: www.whatisfucclub.com. Amusing as that is, this is even more so:

"It was on the tip of everyone's tongue; Tyler and I just gave it a name... Welcome to Fuck Club. The first rule of Fuck Club is you do not talk about fuck club. The second rule of Fuck Club is... you do NOT talk about Fuck Club. Third rule: When someone yells 'stop', goes limp, taps out, the fuck is over! Fourth rule: only two guys to a fuck. Fifth rule: one fuck at a time, fellas. (chuckles) Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fucks go on as long as they have to. The eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fuck Club... you have to fuck."

Tyler Durden: "OK: any historic figure."
Jack: "I'd fuck Gandhi."
Tyler Durden: "Good answer."
Jack: "How about you?"
Tyler Durden: "Lincoln."
Jack: "Lincoln?"
Tyler Durden: "Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fuck 'til they're burger."

"That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways."

"A guy started at Fuck Club, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood."

"'Vengeance is mine!' quoth Alvis; then he shot that guy right in the freakin' face!" -Murphy
"Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch,and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the non-believers!" -Alvis
Sealab2021, "Feast of Alvis"

Haha, play the "Never Let Down" game. Not only does he ROCK on a piano, he also drives one!
http://www.islandrecords.com/awkworld/coolstuff.las#

goldenpants78: and, as alden would remind us "that which we call a rose/by any other name would smell as sweat"

To DemonWeasel42: hey
From DemonWeasel42: hey
From DemonWeasel42: ...
To DemonWeasel42: ...
From DemonWeasel42: wtf?
To DemonWeasel42: wtf?
From DemonWeasel42: haha...you stupid fuck
To DemonWeasel42: haha...you stupid fuck
Warning for DemonWeasel42: 10:01:04 PM You've been warned by DemonWeasel42. Your warning level has increased from 10% to 20%.

Ali: There's no internet in the forest. You have to eat the fruit, live off the fruit.

Chad: [looking at painting of virgin mary] Dude, she looks pretty manly. Butch even.
Iulia: You'd have to be to take it from God.

Only a century after his death, a University of Louvain professor hailed Dieric Bouts as the "famous inventor in depicting the countryside."
Sara: I didn't know dead people could talk.
Chad: Furthermore, apparently the longer they've been dead, the easier it becomes.

Tengo el new screenname, which I'll be on at sara's room instead of using her screename. Est "BizarroMBX", and before you tell me it's stupid, just know i'll respond with "Don't you mean... Bizarro stupid???"

goldenpants78: because in response to your jibe of tallbladeofgrass (11:52:10 PM): don't be a fag i thought i might counter with "i'm not being a fag, i am a fag" to shift "being a fag" into a more general meaning to make your insult more forceful, but then i realized there was a subtle change in meaning, for instance when someone says "don't do this" they can respond in the simple aspect "i don't do this" or the repeated aspect "i'm not doing this", but with the verb to be you can only respond in the repeated aspect, the simple aspect is simply incorrect: "i don't be a fag"
goldenpants78: and i am most certain that the lack of simple negations of the imperative for the verb in this language has puzzled many a linguist
goldenpants78: many A linguist

Haha, an excellent day on campus.
First, there were some 100% stereotypical crazy evangelists on bruinwalk: old man, jesus clothes, outstretched arm with open bible in it, screaming his message at passers-by. I looked around to see if it was some sort of stunt, but couldn't see a camera anywhere. The best part was that if someone stopped to ask him a question, or argue with him, or tell him to shut the fuck up, his back-up crazy guy picked up right where he left off and continued his yelling. How sweet is that?
The main attraction today, though, was something that I'm developing my own joke about, so I'm not posting it 'till i have it completed. Buahaha.
And Andrew WK is still god. I think I'm going to join his fanclub thing (the AWK Wolves! Woof!) so i can get emails about places to vote for his awesomenessity and events he'll be appearing at. Really, you all should too. I mean, he believes in the spiritual value of girl's lubricant!

Haha, totally awesome: a sign on my door says, "CHAD AND WESLEY. PLEASE FILL OUT YOUR RA SURVEY BY FRIDAY AT MIDNIGHT!!! YOU ARE THE ONLY TWO LEFT". How cool is that?

"Whatever you do in life, if you go full bore you're bound to get wet--with blood, sweat, urine, semen or girls' lubricant." -Andrew W.K., http://www.islandrecords.com/awkworld/history.las

"Simply put, I saw your love stream flow." - The Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Universally Speaking"
ewwwwww

AIRMCMONKY: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with an elephant?
AIRMCMONKY: You can't! A mountain climber's a scalar.

And... less gaming for me. Need to be responsible. No more gaming till the week's physics/pic and the day's latin are done. Sigh... sed Latina gaudium non est!

Favorite lines from "The Red Hot Chili Peppers - Don't Forget Me" (a Thayer approved song):
"I'm the memory of everything you've ever smelled!"
"I'llteeeachyou howtodance insidethefunny-farm!"
"Ben is a stupid face with such a stupid face! Now here's a million dollars!"

Chad's tale of the Masquerade on Friday night:
Yeah, so we got all dressed up, and that was very cool. I was an awesome semi-formal Phantom, and Sara had a cool cloak from my mom and a raven mask. I sort of envisioned the dance as being moderately classy, porque it was semi-formal and a masquerade, and the only dance I'd ever been to up to this point was that regency ballroom dance, probably not a good basis for estimating what college dances are like. We received compliments on our costumes, but just from the people at the front at the mask-making tables. We showed up at 8:15 (thinking we'd be a bit late to give them time to set up), but they weren't ready, so we came back at 9. Once we got inside, all my dreams were quickly shattered: dark room, flashing, darting lights, insanely loud bass in the worst rap songs, only half the people paid any attention to the dress code (both the semi-formal part and the masquerade part, Sara says because it was free) and trashy dancing. Sara and I wallflowered for a little while, then she decided we needed to dance. So I went along with it, and tried to mimic either what the other guys were doing or matched what Sara was doing, depending on the situation. Being immersed in such an atmosphere was trying, though Sara did show me the reason everyone engages in such dancing with pretty girls (tee hee). So, we did that for a while, more horrible music played, conversation was impossible and/or painful, lights and out-of-sync rap videos played on the wall were irritating, people made inept raving displays. eventually we sat down more, then left at 10:30.
Sara had a fun time. She's more used to these things because she did them in high school (for socialization reasons). I was glad I went; Sara having fun was fun for me. but if she wants to go to another thing, I dunno. I appreciate the ballroom stuff even more now. You know, silly things like class, and light, and conversation.

MightyBobX: obvious... in what context?
DemonWeasel42: your momtext
MightyBobX: or... from what reference frame? is it an inertial refernce frame? either way, momentum is conserved
DemonWeasel42: your momference frame
heh
MightyBobX: hehe
MightyBobX: does that imply a field of momferometry?
DemonWeasel42: your momentum is conserved...wait...
DemonWeasel42: mom-entum
DemonWeasel42: sure
MightyBobX: i mean, momterferometry
MightyBobX: it's how you accurately measure the distance of celestial mothers
DemonWeasel42: damn those celestial mothers with their space babies

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And Andrew WK continues to be greater than or equal to your mother.

And... eventually I'll post my comments about the dance I went to.

Hehe, Alden reminded me of Vanilla Sky. Certainly the funniest movie ever, whether they meant it to be or not. "I'll tell you in another life when we are both cats. Cats! MEOW!"

My Latin TA:
"I think it's really important that we be very specific about... stuff."
"Yeah, so I know it was a stupid detail, but I took just a few points off because... well, I don't know... I guess because I'm an ass."