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Friday, February 13, 2004

So the other day I stumbled upon a flyer for "FUC Club" at school, website: www.whatisfucclub.com. Amusing as that is, this is even more so:

"It was on the tip of everyone's tongue; Tyler and I just gave it a name... Welcome to Fuck Club. The first rule of Fuck Club is you do not talk about fuck club. The second rule of Fuck Club is... you do NOT talk about Fuck Club. Third rule: When someone yells 'stop', goes limp, taps out, the fuck is over! Fourth rule: only two guys to a fuck. Fifth rule: one fuck at a time, fellas. (chuckles) Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fucks go on as long as they have to. The eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fuck Club... you have to fuck."

Tyler Durden: "OK: any historic figure."
Jack: "I'd fuck Gandhi."
Tyler Durden: "Good answer."
Jack: "How about you?"
Tyler Durden: "Lincoln."
Jack: "Lincoln?"
Tyler Durden: "Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fuck 'til they're burger."

"That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways."

"A guy started at Fuck Club, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood."



posted by Cha  # 1:24 AM
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