MightyBobX Quotage

Got up at 5:30 yesterday to work at the polls from 6:15a till 9:15p, no breaks except from 12:30 tol 3:15 for lunch and my physics midterm. I expected a bunch of weirdos and whatnot, because whenever I venture out into the general population there always seem to be crazy people and freaks who babble, but almost everyone was pretty normal; could speak coherently, could follow instructions, was tolerant of waiting 15 seconds while we processed them. Coworkers were pretty good for the most part, too; the only morons were the guys supposed to be running things, the inspectors. they got especially retarded when it came time to close up and they didn'tknow what to do nor cared to do things properly because they had foolishly scheduled dates at 9/9:30, even though closing up the polls (at 8:00) was supposed to take an hour. the other people got pretty lazy, too, and by the end only myself and like 2 other people were there. I made $80, which wasn't much for the hours worked, but I got to learn new things, so whatev. Won't be doing it again.

And my professor's program runs faster than mine. Prolly because I used a bubblesort. sniff, but it's so cute.


[giant pig float flies through the sky, making 'oink oink' sounds]
Shackleford, in awe: It's not the real Jay Sherman, but an incredible simulation! -The Critic

-You see? The children depend on you! You crap in public so that they don't have to.
- But who's there to crap on my face? [Blub blb blr blrr blrr] -Upright Citizen's Brigade

"They all thought they were jumping on an ol' lumpy mattress... in fact, [whispers] they were stomping the life out of my no... good... husband..." -Upright Citizen's Brigade

"Nooo! You cannot hold hands! The birds will think you are ganging up on them! See? There are no alliances here; we are all individuals." -Upright Citizen's Brigade

"Noooo! Do not use the telephone! It reminds the birds they do not have hands!" -Upright Citizen's Brigade