<works at starbucks in vons>
goldenpants78: oh yeah. i so went there to see chad's girlfriend. really.
DvsGrimReaper713: no
goldenpants78: in fact, we had nightsex all group long
DvsGrimReaper713: you went there to run away with chad for a weekend
goldenpants78: yeah, chad was the highlight of my weekend
goldenpants78: we ran across fields to each other for several hours
goldenpants78: then jumped around in cicular fashion
DvsGrimReaper713: must have been very exhausting
goldenpants78: oh, that wasnt the exhausting part
Arg. midnight on monday. really bored, i want someone to talk to or hang out with.
Sigh. So borders ditched me. So no job for the summer. Gettin' kinda bored with games, need more people to do stuff with. And... more Sara to be here. So... let's have some of that just... happen.
tallbladeofgrass: my bra has water in it
MightyBobX: ...
Courtesy of Drayen, on the Frozen throne forums:
"hate brings hate, love brings 'stfu omg your ghey'"
Oh my god. Mullholland Drive has replaced Eyes Wide Shut as the shittiest art movie ever. Even less logic, more nudity, and crazier scene changes. I just want to die. Bullshit at its most grandiose.
New Fuck club:
<final scene>
Jack: "Wait... then the dick isn't in your hand... <looks down> the dick is in my hand..."
Tyler: "Good for you, doesn't change a thing"
Jack: <puts dick to mouth>
Tyler: "Now why would you go and put a dick in your mouth?"
Jack: "Not my mouth, Tyler; our mouth."
...
Jack: "And Tyler, I want you to really listen to me... this time, my eyes are open"
You can figure out what happens next.
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And for a second I forget about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing and i wonder how clean that dick is.
Spiderman 2 = teh love. The altruism was a bit sickening around the middle (especially that cock, Uncle Ben), but as with all successful american films, it had to end with good guy winning and getting kirten dunst's attractive legs. Well, the rest of her too.
We were at borders messing around, and i found this book for teenagers called "Am I weird, or is this normal?" It has all kind of useful advice, like explaining first, second, etc base, the basics of flirting, and their list of top ten natural highs. The top four natural highs, btw, are:
1. Making someone laugh.
2. Running around the block.
3. Having an orgasm.
4. Flying a kite.
So here you can see taht having an orgasm is slightly worse than running around the block, but slightly better than flying a kite; but the important thing to remember is that they're all comparably enjoyable. I SERIOUSLY want to get that book. It's gonna be my first purchase when i work there. The first few rules for flirting were things like "Make eye contact from across the room; don't stare, just make eye contact. Smile when they're looking. Have an orgasm." Well, the orgasm wasn't in there, but we felt it followed the theme.
Let's see. Thayer and I were 10 feet behind an 80mph car on madera ave that plowed into the back of an SUV, sending it across our lane into another car, then across the median, flipping, and rolling into 2 other cars. Excitement.
Thayer's mom has also been missing for several days, so we've been driving around investigating such things. Excitement.
We were at the beach and thayer was checking out some girl.
Thayer: "Look at her ass... don't you just wanna lie on it?"
Chad: "What? Uh, yeah, don't you just wanna start doing random things to people's body parts? 'Look at that girl's rack; don't you just wanna... bury it?'"
Thayer: "Take them into the garden and BURY them..."
Sniff. I wanna work somewhere. Even coffee at borders.
Sara and I have been together for nine months as of today. SHE COULD BE HAVING MY BABIES. Yay for us! Plus, her parents said they'd be willing to fly me up there to visit. Yay!
