MightyBobX Quotage

Spiderman 2 = teh love. The altruism was a bit sickening around the middle (especially that cock, Uncle Ben), but as with all successful american films, it had to end with good guy winning and getting kirten dunst's attractive legs. Well, the rest of her too.

We were at borders messing around, and i found this book for teenagers called "Am I weird, or is this normal?" It has all kind of useful advice, like explaining first, second, etc base, the basics of flirting, and their list of top ten natural highs. The top four natural highs, btw, are:
1. Making someone laugh.
2. Running around the block.
3. Having an orgasm.
4. Flying a kite.
So here you can see taht having an orgasm is slightly worse than running around the block, but slightly better than flying a kite; but the important thing to remember is that they're all comparably enjoyable. I SERIOUSLY want to get that book. It's gonna be my first purchase when i work there. The first few rules for flirting were things like "Make eye contact from across the room; don't stare, just make eye contact. Smile when they're looking. Have an orgasm." Well, the orgasm wasn't in there, but we felt it followed the theme.

Let's see. Thayer and I were 10 feet behind an 80mph car on madera ave that plowed into the back of an SUV, sending it across our lane into another car, then across the median, flipping, and rolling into 2 other cars. Excitement.
Thayer's mom has also been missing for several days, so we've been driving around investigating such things. Excitement.

We were at the beach and thayer was checking out some girl.
Thayer: "Look at her ass... don't you just wanna lie on it?"
Chad: "What? Uh, yeah, don't you just wanna start doing random things to people's body parts? 'Look at that girl's rack; don't you just wanna... bury it?'"
Thayer: "Take them into the garden and BURY them..."

Sniff. I wanna work somewhere. Even coffee at borders.