MightyBobX Quotage

Hehe, funniest thing since Fuck Club: this election, vote for the Fight Club Party!

-"You are not your candidate. You are not your representative or your senators. You are not your state legislature. You are the all-singing, all-dancing electorate of the universe."
-"Our president is our model for God. If our president could not balance the budget, what does that say about God?"
-"Now...think about it. Why would anyone confuse me with you?" "Because..." "You got it." "...because we have the same foreign policy."
-"Do you guys think campaigning is funny?" "The first rule of Project Durden 2004 is you don't ask questions, sir."
-"On a large enough polling base, everyone's approval rating drops to zero."
-"C'mon Lou...I really like this race."
-"All potential candidates must wait outside our headquarters without food, water, or encouragement for three days. They must have one black shirt, one pair black pants, one pair black socks, and 2.3 million dollars personal campaigning money."
-"It was on the tips of everyone's tongues; Tyler and I just gave it a party label."
-"Who said you congressmen could use this place?" "We have a deal worked out with the vice president" "The vice president's in the white house with a disgruntled foreign diplomat; he don't own this place, i do"

All of these are courtesy of fuzzy, except the last one.