MightyBobX Quotage

Some high school teacher in oklahoma was having marital problems, so paid two of his students to fake-break into his house. The students broke in, tied up his wife, and then fought the teacher (who oh so conveniently arrived at just the right time). They choreographed the fight, even including a partly cut-through board the teacher broke over one of the students. All was going well, except the wife had escaped and called the police. The teacher is being charged with filing a false report. Hehe, it's just like on TV shows.
Also, apparently it's national coming out month, and the LGBT group on campus (that's Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender, for those of you out of the loop) made everyone aware of this by hanging a giant banner over bruinwalk. Amusingly, some vendors were selling posters right next to it, and there was a giant poster of the two girls from TATU making out placed next to the banner.