MightyBobX Quotage

goldenpants78 (9:30:26 AM): have you seen that wow keyboard? it has buttons for the game. so that you dont have to use hotkeys
goldenpants78 (9:31:05 AM): it was part of some deal. anyway, they should have aim keyboard. you could have buttons for lol and omg and wtf and brb
goldenpants78 (9:33:23 AM): hehe, those poor english teachers will be like "no, children! dont use the keyboards! you must tell people you are laughing! 'lol' is not a word!"

goldenpants78 (9:39:10 AM): nah, what would truly be a breakthrough in instant messaging would be technology that appropriately punctuates your messages based on your brain chemistry at the time
goldenpants78 (9:40:01 AM): what does punctuation have to do with brain chemistry you ask? just bear with me
goldenpants78 (9:42:07 AM): eventually we'd just directly link your brain chemistry to each other with an appropriate interface, so people would be like "She's hawt!" and their friends would be like "Man, he thinks she's hawt." and he'd reply "Shutup, Lol." all in the span of a few microseconds. this is all, of course, leading to some sort of interconnected telepathic ascent to TranscendAIM (tm), a business plan i feel will be quite profitable