MightyBobX Quotage

alethiticity: Kathleen: suppose I took you out on a date, and I asked you at the end of the evening "can I kiss you?"
Kathleen E Holtz: yeah?
alethiticity: and you said yes, and then I whipped out my cock and stuck it up your ass
MightyBobX: hehe, that's not the same
alethiticity: and then when you protested I said "oh, that's what you mean by kiss? I meant something else"

Blue Beary Gold: i look like suck a whore
Blue Beary Gold: such

Blue Beary Gold: you produce over 12 BILLION sperm a month
MightyBobX: yeah, i try
MightyBobX: thanks for noticing
Blue Beary Gold: that's amazing
Blue Beary Gold: that's like 12 BILLION potential children
Blue Beary Gold: A MONTH
MightyBobX: think how many i let die every day
Blue Beary Gold: jesus
Blue Beary Gold: you are a horrible person
MightyBobX: and i'm happy to do it!

I'd write out the definition of "superlinearly convergent" for you, but it's very long. So just enjoy the fact that there's a mathematical term such as "superlinear convergence"

hehe, courtesy of the onion:

Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Your death will be so protracted and violent that investigators will let your mother down easy by telling her you were sodomized in half by a horse.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Your long-held belief that the pen is mightier than the sword will be put to the test this week when you sign up for a combination fencing/calligraphy class co-taught by an angry Spaniard and a weary sensei.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Some say that your shortsightedness will be the death of you, but it's your glaucoma that leads you to drive up an off-ramp and into a gasoline truck.

hehe, there are a lot more good ones

Article about "Thermobaric" weapons the marines have been using in Iraq. They're like LAW missiles that literally set the air on fire; they completley obliterate small buildings, like bunkers or (more importantly) houses being used as bunkers. Really freaking sweet. The author of the article is rather devoid of philosophy, however, and thinks that before the military uses such weapons to save marine lives taht they should have debates with civil rights activists first. Uh huh. At least all the commentators to the article called him a pussy (and by that i mean defended the rights of american soldiers to their lives in the face of the enemy)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
So uh... i guess scientology is really, really goofy. Like, i knew they were wrong, but i thought it was just bad philosophy with some funny stuffa bout energy. but in fact, they are comically stupid.