MightyBobX Quotage

MightyBobX: so yeah. most lectures are pretty beyond me. like, i know... some... of the words. but... yeah.
MightyBobX: this is an "exploratory" mission for me
goldenpants78: maybe you should be in a submarine
goldenpants78: a submarine pressurized with knowledge
goldenpants78: firing torpedoes of understanding at the destroyers of ignorance
goldenpants78: dive! dive!
goldenpants78: The Hunt for Red Elliptical Curves
MightyBobX: ok, the submarine thing made me want to laugh so badly, it was painful not to. i had to pinch myself to keep from making noise. when i saw the "firing torpedoes of" i minimized it, and have been t6rying to regain control. even now i'm still fighting it. i opened this window and immediately scrolled up so i couldn't see what you wrote
MightyBobX: the lecture will be done in a minute
goldenpants78: "da snoshoyevska torpedo, kapitan!" "en kolotevyan decryption algorithm!"
goldenpants78: hehe, maybe you shouldnt talk on aim during the lecture then
MightyBobX: hehe, i can't afford to read anything you've written till it ends
goldenpants78: so, my new strategy is to come up with the most riotously funny thing i can and send it to you whenever
goldenpants78: Many languages, including our own, assign each noun a gender and sometimes a routing number. They who do not speak English may be initially confused by the lack of these things attached to English nouns. For example, speakers of another language may describe objects as thus:

Dorroile: Mary, which shall I buy, Sire Sheepcoat or Dame Walruscoat?
Mary: Dally me not, Dorroile, for I have misplaced Sire Swab deeply inside Dame Ear Canal (0227 4882) and cannot for the life of me remove it.
Such a conversation would have little meaning in English; in English, even the finest Walruscoat has no use for a lingual sex.