MightyBobX Quotage

hehe, so there was this show on animal planet called "wild future", which was 2 hours of speculation with regards to what life might evolve into on earth if humans left. i cna't decide which is funnier: the 1000lb floating birds than beach themselves to lay eggs, and vomit at the giant snow-wolverine with poisonous fish remains, or the 120 ton giant turtles that roam the swamp of bengal. there are also giant killer bats called "death gleamers", large-rat-like descendents of quails that dig underground in the desert, land octupi, baboons that live in the amazonian savannah which build fish nets and try to survive the giant killer birds that have re-evolved dinosaur claws, and 40-foot jellyfishes that have sails and 10 foot tentacles which eat giant swimming sea slug descendents.
also 120 ton turtles and a bird with 3 pairs of wings which soars over the australaskan mountains for 5 days at a time (sleeping mid-air). silver spiders work in colonies to spin giant webs across canyons which catch floating seeds, which they collect and use to feed the last mammal, called a poggle (a small mouse-like thing), so that when it gets fat the giant squeen spider catches and eats it.
that was a mix of the 5million years and 100 million years animals. now jump to 200 million years. the earth is now a super continent and a super ocean. there was a huge mass extinction, killing 99% of animals leading up to this point. what's left? "sharkopaths", sharks with neon green bio-luminescent stripes they use to communicate, can swim at 25 mph, hunt in packs, and have 40,000 psi jaws. they fight things like rainbow squids, 200 feet squids that have enough color control to essentially be pixelated, and can display anything they want on their bodies. also flying fish are literally flying now and no longer have gills, since they've taken over the bird niche. there are bumblebeatles which lay eggs in dead flying fish, and the eggs hatch, and have 24 hours to find a new fish to lay eggs in, because they dont' eat. the desert of north america houses terrabytes, future termites that farm algae in underground farms they've burrowed out with acid. the warriors, which have spiked clubs for hands, chase gardenworms, which are highly mobile plants/animals that run around. the forests house "squiggums", octupi that have turned into monkeys, which throw rocks at 10 ton megasquids that have captured squiggum-young.
it was really funny to see all this, and it's all evolutionarily plausible, and they spend time explaining how these things could have evolved and whatnot