(18:12:51) goldenpants78: you know chad
(18:13:07) goldenpants78: if some day you do find that you like the cock
(18:13:15) goldenpants78: and come out of the closet
(18:13:21) goldenpants78: i will still ridicule you mercilessly
(18:13:36) goldenpants78: just so we're clear on this
(18:13:43) MightyBobX: i thought it was clear i already did
(18:14:05) goldenpants78: theres really different levels of clarity at work here
(18:14:18) goldenpants78: like one is foggy clear
(18:14:54) goldenpants78: foggy like the mist of semen in your team showers!
(18:15:31) goldenpants78: man, that joke stretched as far as the back of your throat does
(18:15:54) MightyBobX: hehe
(18:16:13) goldenpants78: and i can keep this gag going as long as you do after you suck your team dry
(18:16:30) MightyBobX: you've got like 8 more to make the record
(18:17:03) goldenpants78: uh...
(18:17:05) goldenpants78: uh...
(18:17:06) goldenpants78: uh...
(18:17:25) goldenpants78: hehe, just you wait
(18:17:30) goldenpants78: youll come back and ill have like 20
(18:19:15) goldenpants78: i guess the joke has gone as sour as the aftertase in your mouth
(18:19:22) MightyBobX: hehe
(18:20:31) goldenpants78: really, continuing this joke is just as hard as... ah i got nothin
(18:21:13) MightyBobX: hehe
(18:21:29) MightyBobX: come on, ben... you gotta fill the space
(12:27:28) goldenpants78: your mom is so fat she has her own isomorphism group
(12:27:36) MightyBobX: that's not an insult
(12:27:41) MightyBobX: rather
(12:28:07) MightyBobX: a fat mother does not an isomorphism imply
(12:28:24) goldenpants78: shes so big shes only isomorphic to herself
(12:28:35) goldenpants78: no other object in mathematics can match her largeness
(12:29:27) MightyBobX: hehe
(12:29:37) MightyBobX: much better
(12:29:52) goldenpants78: real women have elliptic curves?
(12:30:06) MightyBobX: is that a proposed insult?
(12:30:13) goldenpants78: no
(12:30:15) goldenpants78: just a pun
(12:30:26) MightyBobX: how is it a pun?
(12:30:46) goldenpants78: the same way your face is a pun on the word ugly
(12:30:57) MightyBobX: hehe
(12:31:29) goldenpants78: you might consider such a joke about your beard to be a ....
(12:31:32) goldenpants78: stubble...
(12:31:35) goldenpants78: entendre...
(12:31:38) MightyBobX: hehe
(12:32:54) goldenpants78: you might say that joke stretches as far as your asshole does now that youve joined the rugby team
(12:33:16) MightyBobX: hehe
(12:33:20) MightyBobX: but i've been on it for years
(12:33:40) goldenpants78: um
(12:34:02) goldenpants78: you were not on the team in undergrad, were you?
(12:34:34) MightyBobX: no, this is my second year
(12:34:58) goldenpants78: so in the more linguistic sense that we say one and a half years
(12:35:06) goldenpants78: you were on the rugby team for years
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(12:37:17) goldenpants78: a statement that takes as many liberties with time as your team...well, you get the picture
(12:38:16) goldenpants78: its not that i dont like imagining you having gay sex as much as it is that i dont like imagining you having gay sex
(12:38:28) goldenpants78: really im the butt of my own joke, if you catch my drift
(12:39:46) MightyBobX: hehe
(12:40:51) MightyBobX: i like the " " ones. it's like you feel it's that format, then you notice the keyword, and it's like an exciting climax when you get to how it's used in the end
(12:41:54) goldenpants78: thank you for further comparing my jokes about gay sex to me having sex
(12:42:35) MightyBobX: hehe
(12:43:31) goldenpants78: did i mention how much ive come
(12:43:36) goldenpants78: to enjoy our conversations
(12:44:47) goldenpants78: and even now as i am mast
(12:44:53) goldenpants78: erfully planning my next joke
(12:45:41) MightyBobX: hehe
(12:45:59) goldenpants78: i realize that the double entendres have run dry
(12:46:29) goldenpants78: truly a sad day for my diction
