MightyBobX Quotage

so yeah. we're looking for a massage parlor with cute girls, and we settle on "freedom bar massage". they take us upstairs, we're each in our own room with a bed on the ground, but it's a thin, temporary wall separating the rooms, so we can still talk to each other. the upstairs + bed part is a little fishy, but we hadn't seen that many parlors yet, so we figured it was just their style. they go into the massage, which is so-so. about half way through my girl starts joking about "special massage". a few minutes after that she offers a price. i tell her no, i don't have much money, too poor, etc.. she tries to sell it for a while, but eventually gives up and continues as normal (though i could tell she'd lost a sparkle in her eye and wasn't quite as into it as before). about 10 minutes before the end, i hear another customer enter downstairs, and after a minute my girl tells me "you go other room! this room special only!" "um, really? you want me to change rooms?" "this room special only! you no want special. you go other room" "uh, ok". the other room is less decorated, crappier beds, and less space, and now chris and dave are there, because they too got kicked out. the girls finish our massages, but proceed to berate us the rest of the time for not getting the special massage. "why you come here?" "here special only. you no want special,you go somewhere else". "we special. you no special, you no come here". over and over. but it's all with a smile on their faces, and they seemed excited to be telling us this. they repeat lines like these until the end, at which point she delivers the punchline: "you no ever come back here again". the customer service in thailand is amazing :)